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This is How I shutted up an Christian for good.
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RE: This is How I shutted up an Christian for good.
(September 28, 2013 at 4:41 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(September 28, 2013 at 4:38 pm)Jiggerj Wrote: Would you accept it if THNX was considered an honest to god abbreviation?
THNX

Internet slang is not proper English. Attempt to pass that off on an English essay in school, and see if the teacher will accept it.

And, 'ain't' wasn't acceptable when I was a kid.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.

JUST BELIEVE IT!
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RE: This is How I shutted up an Christian for good. - by Tonus - September 28, 2013 at 9:17 am
RE: This is How I shutted up an Christian for good. - by Jiggerj - September 28, 2013 at 4:54 pm
RE: This is How I shutted up an Christian for good. - by Drich - September 28, 2013 at 3:43 pm

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