I've been on a bit of a drought lately. If I was female, I would just post a picture of me in a tight dress with my boobs hanging out and reap the benefits. Alas, I doubt a picture of me with my balls hanging out would do much for this crowd.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell