Welcome aboard, TTT! Hope you enjoy your flight, and also that it won't sound quite as creepy as it does to me to ask that you leave your (alleged) socks at home.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'