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Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
Jacob, ain't you heard the news?
This faith thing's got a short fuse,
And when it blows up you'll lose,
'cause of this atheist's demolition.

Your god is imaginary,
As a claim, it's unverified,
You say your rapping's exemplary,
Well that too is unjustified!

No, don't open your bible,
Old dead words won't help,
Your prophet's rules are liable,
To make a sane person yelp.

The rape shit, the murder, that ain't exactly moral,
The god that's cool with slavery,
Has problems with guy-on-guy oral?

No no, don't tell me:
You have an apologetic.
It's only faith-fed eyes that don't see,
How that's shit's pathetic!

So the bits you dislike is allegory,
And the parts you like is truth?
Maybe that'll be all hunky and dory,
Once you tell how you sayed that sooth?

And I'd remind you, dude,
In response to your theistic 'tude,
Atheism may be rude,
But it's necessary too!

This shit you wouldn't dole out,
To other oppositional positions,
Do the mentally ill get to shout,
About being locked up in institutions?
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 12, 2014 at 11:58 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 1:18 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Sejanus - February 13, 2014 at 6:46 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 17, 2014 at 2:17 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Cato - February 13, 2014 at 7:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 7:40 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 8:28 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 9:22 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 9:41 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 13, 2014 at 10:27 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 12:19 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 11:54 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 12:02 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by max-greece - February 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:11 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 1:12 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Mystical - February 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:18 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 1:52 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:28 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Jacob(smooth) - February 13, 2014 at 2:45 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 13, 2014 at 2:50 pm
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Esquilax - February 14, 2014 at 12:19 am
RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed - by Fruity - February 14, 2014 at 12:33 am

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