RE: Ask a straight, sober, monogamous, American human who's neither a magi or your mom
May 17, 2015 at 3:41 am
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2015 at 3:44 am by Mudhammam.)
(May 17, 2015 at 3:26 am)Alex K Wrote: Why are/aren't you any of those things?!The unwoven threads of fate have decided that I should: be born of human seed, be placed me in a land where the logistics of leaving have of yet seemed too difficult, find vaginas and boobs sexually stimulating while penises appear ugly and painful, be given a woman with good looks who cooks and cleans, discover that my former pleasures of smoking weed should turn against me by making it too potent, and bestow a strong desire to place the health of my liver above overindulging in distilled spirits. Conversely, I was not privileged with the gifts of magic or insights into your mother.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
