RE: What the bible says Hell is like
October 8, 2015 at 5:46 pm
(This post was last modified: October 8, 2015 at 5:50 pm by sinnerdaniel94.)
(October 8, 2015 at 5:25 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:(October 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: Jesus saved you from hell
Good news, Neimenovic!
I made this torture chamber in my basement and I was going to put you in it because I think you're a bad person.
But instead, I decided to relent and torture my son, in your place. For a couple of days, anyway. It was going to be permanent for you.
Since my son got tortured in your place, he saved you from my basement torture chamber!
You still deserve torture, but if you just act like my son wants you to act, and I want you to act, I won't have to send you to the torture chamber. Of course, if you choose not to love my son, think nice things aloud about me, and at least try your best to obey my commands, then I'm still gonna have to torture you. It's justice for what a horrible person you are. You're just like everyone else on earth. Horrible! So don't get tortured, let me give you the free gift of avoiding my torture chamber, for the low low cost of obedience.
Aren't I great?
What do you mean you don't understand why you owe me anything in the first place? Do you WANT to go to the torture chamber?
Don't you know that I already tortured my son on your behalf?
How do you know I tortured my son for you? Well, I wrote it all down, of course! Well... I didn't... but someone did!
What do you mean you think I sound like a psychopath? Yeah, you're going in the basement RIGHT NOW for not believing I tortured my son for your wrongdoing that you didn't know about until I just told you, mister!!
What is your stance? you deny God exists entirely or you just don't want to be saved because you hate God
(October 8, 2015 at 5:46 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:(October 8, 2015 at 5:25 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Good news, Neimenovic!
I made this torture chamber in my basement and I was going to put you in it because I think you're a bad person.
But instead, I decided to relent and torture my son, in your place. For a couple of days, anyway. It was going to be permanent for you.
Since my son got tortured in your place, he saved you from my basement torture chamber!
You still deserve torture, but if you just act like my son wants you to act, and I want you to act, I won't have to send you to the torture chamber. Of course, if you choose not to love my son, think nice things aloud about me, and at least try your best to obey my commands, then I'm still gonna have to torture you. It's justice for what a horrible person you are. You're just like everyone else on earth. Horrible! So don't get tortured, let me give you the free gift of avoiding my torture chamber, for the low low cost of obedience.
Aren't I great?
What do you mean you don't understand why you owe me anything in the first place? Do you WANT to go to the torture chamber?
Don't you know that I already tortured my son on your behalf?
How do you know I tortured my son for you? Well, I wrote it all down, of course! Well... I didn't... but someone did!
What do you mean you think I sound like a psychopath? Yeah, you're going in the basement RIGHT NOW for not believing I tortured my son for your wrongdoing that you didn't know about until I just told you, mister!!
What is your stance? you deny God exists entirely or you just don't want to be saved because you hate God
And you still think the gospel is a works salvation. correct me if im wrong
(October 8, 2015 at 5:11 pm)Rhythm Wrote:because you have pride you don't want to be saved(October 8, 2015 at 5:08 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: Jesus saved you from hell
An unfortunate abuse of what must be immense power. Is there an option to have it charged back to my account? I'm uncomfortable with stringing up the better man to save my own hide, you?
you don't think anything is wrong with you