As a toddler, I'd run away from my mom down the street naked. At the end of the block was a mean old man with the perfect lawn that nobody was allowed to walk on. I'd truck it down the street with my mom close behind and I'd run right into his yard, thinking my mom wasn't allowed to follow me in there. I was wrong.
I've told this one a few times here, I think- I was probably 5 or 6 when I pulled a turd from the toilet and put it in my Ghostbusters ghost trap and told my sister to stomp on the pedal to open it. Not really as a prank, but just because I knew we'd both laugh our asses off.
We moved to the country right before my teen years, so all of my teen exploits involved the usual mailbox bombing and what not. I cringe when I think about half the shit we did.
Haha Just remembered this one- it's not some much about our craziness, but my friend's neighbor's insanity. I mean, these people were fucking nuts. We made a potatoe gun out of some PVC piping, a barbecue igniter, and some aquanet hairspray. We didn't have potatoes, so we used this crab apple tree in his backyard and some arrows. We stole an orange construction barrel earlier that summer, so we would stab an arrow through the apple, load it in, and shoot the barrel. The apple would explode and the arrow would blow straight through the barrel. After that got boring we started going for distance. We took turns firing it into the field to see who could reach the farthest distance. Then the cops showed up. My friend's crazy neighbors called the police and told them we were keep a fucking TIGER IN THE WOODS AND FEEDING IT APPLES WITH A POTATOE GUN! This is what the cops told us. I mean, fucking nuts!
So these cops were country boys and sort of went "Yeah we had potatoe guns when we were kids. We won't make you destroy it." So the cop sets the gun on the ground, except he sets it on the trigger. It was loaded and ready to go. It fires off and whizzes a few inche past this girl that was hanging out with us. That when they made us destroy it, when they fucked up. Anyhow, yeah, we kept a tiger in the woods and fed it by firing apples at it. This same neighbor claimed Bigfoot raped them. We already knew this claim, but the cops confirmed it when we brought it up. Apparently, they called the police when Bigfoot raped her as well.
I've told this one a few times here, I think- I was probably 5 or 6 when I pulled a turd from the toilet and put it in my Ghostbusters ghost trap and told my sister to stomp on the pedal to open it. Not really as a prank, but just because I knew we'd both laugh our asses off.
We moved to the country right before my teen years, so all of my teen exploits involved the usual mailbox bombing and what not. I cringe when I think about half the shit we did.
Haha Just remembered this one- it's not some much about our craziness, but my friend's neighbor's insanity. I mean, these people were fucking nuts. We made a potatoe gun out of some PVC piping, a barbecue igniter, and some aquanet hairspray. We didn't have potatoes, so we used this crab apple tree in his backyard and some arrows. We stole an orange construction barrel earlier that summer, so we would stab an arrow through the apple, load it in, and shoot the barrel. The apple would explode and the arrow would blow straight through the barrel. After that got boring we started going for distance. We took turns firing it into the field to see who could reach the farthest distance. Then the cops showed up. My friend's crazy neighbors called the police and told them we were keep a fucking TIGER IN THE WOODS AND FEEDING IT APPLES WITH A POTATOE GUN! This is what the cops told us. I mean, fucking nuts!
So these cops were country boys and sort of went "Yeah we had potatoe guns when we were kids. We won't make you destroy it." So the cop sets the gun on the ground, except he sets it on the trigger. It was loaded and ready to go. It fires off and whizzes a few inche past this girl that was hanging out with us. That when they made us destroy it, when they fucked up. Anyhow, yeah, we kept a tiger in the woods and fed it by firing apples at it. This same neighbor claimed Bigfoot raped them. We already knew this claim, but the cops confirmed it when we brought it up. Apparently, they called the police when Bigfoot raped her as well.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
