Thing is, most of these claims about which you're complaining are strawman ones that you yourself have been attributing to us, as opposed to being made by us. So it's hardly likely that nobody is giving you any answers that are, very revealingly, only in your head. And I have never been your mate, before you play that card.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'