I just tried to create a gif on the subject of infinite irony, but all it did was collapse to a singularity under its own gravity and created a whole parallel universe in which rik actually isn't drooling plankton.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'