I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this

[bennyboy]

Ummmm. . .she has the body of a 13 year-old boy.  Hips are too square, not enough bust/waist/hip ratio.  She looks too much like this except that the ferret's elbows are less pointy and bony:


I prefer some cushion for the pushin'.

Humans are attracted to different body types, there is no "right" body type. I personally am not attracted to big butts or giant boobs. And women are no different. It is silly to assume that all women like pumped up boulders. I've met plenty of women that don't like overly big muscles on men. Just like even with gays and lesbians and bi, even they have different tastes.

The only thing you can speak to is your own personal taste.

Hey, if you want to fuck a ferret, I'm totally for it.  However, if you ever decide you want to marry it, I recommend a pre-nup, as when it finally realizes it's too good for you, it will probably want to take sole custody of all your mice, voles and rabbits.