(December 29, 2016 at 2:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: For the upcoming colonoscopy, I've been given a jug (4 liters worth!) of something with the consistency of cow drool and the taste of salty Vaseline (don't ask how I know this).
So, realizing that humor is the only thing in my quiver that is going to get me through this, I'm making a thread here so the rest of you can share the experience.
I've imbibed just a few ounces of this demon spew and already I'm having stomach cramps.
Jesus fucking Christ, is colon cancer really that bad ?
Omg...I've had several colonoscopies (your welcome everyone for that little trivia tidbit) and that stuff is the fucking WORSSSST! And there is so much of it! Why is there SO much of it?!
Pro-tip: call doc office and say you can't keep the stuff down. They'll give you miralax tabs to mix with gatorade. Waaaaay easier to stomach.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.