Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum

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Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum

Exian

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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum

February 3, 2017 at 7:38 pm (This post was last modified: February 3, 2017 at 7:39 pm by Exian.)

I read he was caught when police spotted him making a withdrawal to buy dinner at his ATM (ass to mouth). I'm sorry I'm tired and new again.

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue

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Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 12:34 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Thumpalumpacus - February 3, 2017 at 12:37 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 12:39 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by ignoramus - February 3, 2017 at 12:40 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 12:42 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by SteelCurtain - February 3, 2017 at 12:47 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 12:53 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by vorlon13 - February 3, 2017 at 12:54 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Faith No More - February 3, 2017 at 7:16 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by vorlon13 - February 3, 2017 at 7:33 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by account_inactive - February 3, 2017 at 12:57 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 1:03 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by account_inactive - February 3, 2017 at 4:06 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by SteelCurtain - February 3, 2017 at 12:58 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by SteelCurtain - February 3, 2017 at 1:06 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Little lunch - February 3, 2017 at 1:18 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by vorlon13 - February 3, 2017 at 1:23 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Thumpalumpacus - February 3, 2017 at 5:34 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by account_inactive - February 3, 2017 at 7:27 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by ignoramus - February 3, 2017 at 7:19 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by brewer - February 3, 2017 at 8:17 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by chimp3 - February 3, 2017 at 8:22 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Crossless1 - February 3, 2017 at 10:44 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 1:28 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Cyberman - February 3, 2017 at 1:29 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 1:29 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by brewer - February 3, 2017 at 1:43 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by vorlon13 - February 3, 2017 at 2:36 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 2:40 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by vorlon13 - February 3, 2017 at 7:03 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 3, 2017 at 7:30 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 7:38 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 3, 2017 at 7:41 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 3, 2017 at 7:43 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Exian - February 3, 2017 at 7:38 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Thumpalumpacus - February 3, 2017 at 8:21 pm

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Athene - February 4, 2017 at 1:23 am

RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum - by Amarok - February 4, 2017 at 1:28 am

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