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This Fellow Rips Lee Stroebel A New Asshole
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RE: This Fellow Rips Lee Stroebel A New Asshole
(April 19, 2017 at 12:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote: No shit, at least the morons who write Children's bibles try to water down the violence. I wonder if the same movie would work if they had the Peter Cotton Tail tortured and executed instead?

IKR?  To be fair..sometimes it probably would.  My kids love to watch shitty things happen to the coyote.  CS Lewis, ever the clever indocrtinator, ritually kills aslan as an intentional analog to christ.  Regardless of whether you take that for it's intended theme or consider it a representative of secular fantasy, it's a kids book.  

I suppose the point here is that kids are cruel, violent sub-human works in progress who would squeal in delight if you blew up a cartoon puppy, and I bet more than a few would love to watch barney get lynched.  It doesn't get much better for our species with age, either.
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RE: This Fellow Rips Lee Stroebel A New Asshole - by GUBU - April 30, 2017 at 6:31 pm
RE: This Fellow Rips Lee Stroebel A New Asshole - by GUBU - April 24, 2017 at 8:40 am
RE: This Fellow Rips Lee Stroebel A New Asshole - by The Grand Nudger - April 19, 2017 at 1:33 pm

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