(October 10, 2017 at 9:33 pm)Joods Wrote: Because I have a cat that has a shoe fetish, that's why.
Here's Dill with six or seven shoes.
My mom's cat, Mo, would go around the house and find all the abandoned hair ties and put them in his food dish. Then one day my mom was working on a knitting project where she needed lots of crocheted chains in a loop and he jumped into her lap and you could see the expression on his face was like he had just arrived at Disneyland for the first time.
My cat Rudy has a mean toy - it's a furry ball thing that used to be on a string which I cut off, but it's still on the cardboard card it came attached to so I don't lose it somewhere. Rudy will find it, bat it around like a maniac, then stand over it with it in his mouth, glaring up at you side-eye style and growling like "don't even think you can get this away from me, bitch!"
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.