Well, congrats! Make sure you keep his testicles prominently displayed in a jar to remind him every day that you now own him.
I thought you wore the ring on the right hand until you got married. That shows how much I really give a shit about such details.
I thought you wore the ring on the right hand until you got married. That shows how much I really give a shit about such details.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell