(May 28, 2017 at 10:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(May 28, 2017 at 10:26 pm)J a c k Wrote: But... it's purple. Purple/Rainbowy
Mmmkay?
A couple of questions:
1. Have you seen a specialist about the odd colour of your heart?
2. How have you seen your heart in the first place to know the colour?
3. Does it sound creepy tat I'm asking questions about your heart?
3a. Can I have it when you don't need it any more? (Be glad, I don't usually ask...)
And, Mrs.B: welcome to the insane banter that goes on around here.
1. I haven't. But I talked to my shrink. He doesn't seem purplephobic.
2. I see it every time it breaks and I have to put it back together with chicken wings and an IPA.
3. It's not creepy. It's kinky. Is that creepy?
3a. You can have it, but I'm warning you. Sometimes it moves funny.
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