RE: CIJS, TV version
July 25, 2017 at 5:04 pm
(This post was last modified: July 25, 2017 at 5:11 pm by Regina.)
CIJS
People who go on these "find me a house, my budget is £350000" programs - You are not real people, and I want to put a brick through your face every time you scoff at a house any normal person could never dream of having. You are the walking embodiment of privilege and I need you to know it, have your damn seat.
Chris Tarrant - You also need a brick to the face, for popularising this "You'll find out after the break" cliffhanger trend.
Noel Edmonds - It is not 1986 anymore, get rid of that damn mullet, you look a fool. It's not even like you're balding or anything, you have damn good thick hair for your age and could have any style.
And a more general point, I hate how soppy these reality "talent" shows like X-Factor have got. It's not the end of the world if you get voted out, and go back to your day-job behind the till in Asda, Karen. Just sing us your generic uncreative rendition of Jennifer Hudson's "You're Gonna Love Me" I've heard 100 times before and go.
People who go on these "find me a house, my budget is £350000" programs - You are not real people, and I want to put a brick through your face every time you scoff at a house any normal person could never dream of having. You are the walking embodiment of privilege and I need you to know it, have your damn seat.
Chris Tarrant - You also need a brick to the face, for popularising this "You'll find out after the break" cliffhanger trend.
Noel Edmonds - It is not 1986 anymore, get rid of that damn mullet, you look a fool. It's not even like you're balding or anything, you have damn good thick hair for your age and could have any style.
And a more general point, I hate how soppy these reality "talent" shows like X-Factor have got. It's not the end of the world if you get voted out, and go back to your day-job behind the till in Asda, Karen. Just sing us your generic uncreative rendition of Jennifer Hudson's "You're Gonna Love Me" I've heard 100 times before and go.
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"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie
