(August 3, 2017 at 2:14 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(August 3, 2017 at 11:46 am)Khemikal Wrote: Not that it would -be- strange to see some chub in the showers..long time between girls, all that soap and lathering. Crack a couple gay jokes, everybody laughs, owner of said chub plays gay chicken revenge. I'm just sayin..it happens.
"That's right Murphy, I want your ass so bad I dream about it, wanna be battlebuddies, you can sleep in my bivy. C'mere, touch it, just once, you might like it."
lol, reminds me of a time deployed for Desert Storm. Showers were communal but separated by curtains, and one of the guys caught Sgt Mosby jacking off. We were giving him shit about it for ten or fifteen minutes when he snapped, "It's my soap and my dick, I'll wash it as fast as I want!"
Needless to say, with a comeback that funny, we would give him more shit on occasion to see what other gems he could toss off ... so to speak, of course.
Wow, that's super awkward.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
-walsh