Anti-Theism

[Haipule]

I'd lay off that sort of spirit if I were you.

Now, if you're done with the herring, would you address my question please?

God formed Adam from the dirt. First He wrote the letter A, and then d, and then...

God formed Adam from the dirt and then breathed the breath of life into his nostrils. And Adam said, "What are you doing with my nose?!" God replied, "I have formed you and given you life." Adam said, "I am EVOVLVED!" God said' "K'den, tell me about yesterday."

I am a graduate of CA public High School! So, I know what I'm talking about! Ok, first we have vacuum mechanics with its dark energy. God commanded the zero point free energy to became gas, liquid and solid--The Universe. God then formed Adam from the dirt and did the energy transference thingy that Einstein talked about and breathed life into Adam and Adam became a living breathing breath of life.

You know that Nile into blood, and water into wine thingy? Same sorta deal.

I, as we speak, am learning to command the energy to do my bidding. Soon that banana will be gold! However I think I'll switch to honey as honey does not spoil. This is taking longer than I thought!