So dirt turns into humans by itself? Why need a god for that then? I'm just trying to hold your feet to the outrageous bollocks you're spouting here. I don't chase herring.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'