Oh really? Well I happen to be a suicidal depressive, yet I've never once needed a pretend security blanket, never mind someone else's. I won't say what I'm actually thinking right now regarding where you can shove that shit; I'll leave that to your imagination.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'