Why does science always upstage God?

[Billy Bob]

They ARE laws.

Not at the time in question.  This has been pointed out to you multiple times, you dumbass.

"Not at the time in question.  This has been pointed out to you multiple times, you dumbass."

It has been brought up many times but NOT once with evidence. Did I mention that when you take your side for a natural creation that you'll need to resort to science fiction? I sure did, and you all are proving me right because you need your science fiction. Imagine that, it happened naturally with the laws not working then which means it was supernatural. We have NO proof the laws were not in effect. You jokes always resort to your science fiction god. So keep on praying to your god for clueless guidance. 

The prayer from the book, 'Atheism (and the like) for Dummies (because there aren't any other kind)'...


"Oh, god of nothing, we deny you exist, and you don't, but we have no choice to declare you our true god if we're honest, but we're not. Please god of nothing, help us to continually grow in offering no science to support you because there is none, but nonetheless, we devote our lives to you and will do the best act we can, no matter how absurd, no matter how embarrassing, no matter how much evidence is against us, we will use the various tactics to deny the CLEAR science against us like our biggies:
---"god-of-the-gaps",
---"that's your opinion",
---"invincible man in the sky", "sky daddy", etc.
---"we don't know yet but science is working on it"
---"no reputable scientists believe that"
---"religion vs science"
---"the bible says...."
---"creationist/creatard"
---"people used to believe the flat earth"
---"you're a troll"
---"that's not part of evolution"
---"atheism is not a belief"
---"burden of proof is on you"
---"religion causes most wars"
---"I used to be a Christain"
---"you're brainwashed"
---"Do you have a photograph of this creator?"
---and our great tactic of changing the topic because we can't answer what is the topic so we then can say the others are ignoring us, no matter how clear it is we're the ones stuck and can't handle the topic. Who cares about fairness and honesty. Our god of nothing must be protected at ALL costs!"


"We praise you god of nothing for such phrases (and whatever else we can make up) that answer nothing, but you gave us these bowel gas words to help us deflect what we refuse to face because all of us are really weak and don't want to think, we want to be lazy and act as if we're smart, all thanks to our god of nothing that makes us all a somehow important yet our brains came from the god of nothing all by random chance from the chaos we evolved from that we just made up."