RE: China officially mocks Trump.
December 28, 2017 at 11:42 pm
(This post was last modified: December 28, 2017 at 11:49 pm by Rev. Rye.)
I'd have guessed it'd be like this:
I can just see the opening now:
The the year 2020 has arrived. A herd of motherfuckin' ugly Americans. Are rushing from Washington.
Crime rate skyrocketed! China is ruined! Therefore, the the China government called Jackie Chan's relative "Wang."
For the massacre of the the Yanks. Wang is a killer machine. Wipe out all 300 million of the dirty Capitalists!
However, in America, there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Ronald Drumpf into an ultimate weapon!
Maybe that time around, they'd at least give Wang multiple lives. And maybe the game over screen will be from the pissgate tape; it'll at least be better than the low-res screenshot of what appears to be a forensic tape with a real dead body.
On second thought, remaking Hong Kong 97 into a Xenophobic American game makes more sense for a Trump supporter to do than a PRC partisan.
I can just see the opening now:
The the year 2020 has arrived. A herd of motherfuckin' ugly Americans. Are rushing from Washington.
Crime rate skyrocketed! China is ruined! Therefore, the the China government called Jackie Chan's relative "Wang."
For the massacre of the the Yanks. Wang is a killer machine. Wipe out all 300 million of the dirty Capitalists!
However, in America, there was a secret project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Ronald Drumpf into an ultimate weapon!
Maybe that time around, they'd at least give Wang multiple lives. And maybe the game over screen will be from the pissgate tape; it'll at least be better than the low-res screenshot of what appears to be a forensic tape with a real dead body.
On second thought, remaking Hong Kong 97 into a Xenophobic American game makes more sense for a Trump supporter to do than a PRC partisan.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.