(March 22, 2018 at 10:07 pm)Hammy Wrote:(March 22, 2018 at 9:34 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Jacking off while giving you a death stare?
That's the part where you ask me "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HAMMY, IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S CAR?! YOU CAN'T DRIVE! IT CAN'T BE YOUR CAR! Also put that pack in your pants dude. Oh you didn't bring your pants with you. Okay but go home okay."
People jacking off alone in cars should be left alone, lest we encourage them to take public transportation.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!