Is there free will in heaven?

[reverendjeremiah]

If you choose sex to define you, then you're not seeking heaven as your resting place.

Who said I was wanting to go to Heaven anyways? From waht I have heard, the place is going to be fucking boring. Not to mention having to spend eternity with people like Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell? I would rather have my balls cut off than spend eternity with those hateful idiots... or, quite frankly Salt, with people like you. Eventually I would snap and go postal on everyone in Heaven until every neck was broken.

*yawn* I grow tired of watching salty dig a hole and repeat herself like a scratched CD.



"you kids get the Hell off my lawn!"

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God loves us, that's why our perceived flaws are such a big deal to him, why he'll exercise his mind control abilities to remove our nagging presence while keeping our thoughtless worshipful resurrection bodies around to sing about how totally fucking awesome he is....sigh. Why don't you just draw us a tourist map of heaven, fuck, it's like you grew up there you know so much about the place. Sounds like a shitty theme park that's already had it's day to me, but what do I know?

Yeah..I know...right. Shes making shit up on the spot, and then using myth stories from the bible to supplement them.

Heaven is nothing more than in her imagination.... no wonder she knows so much about it.

Too bad salty is dead wrong about Heaven. I know about the REAL Heaven. I even know where it is!

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Heaven is a topless bar near the airport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqVVENiY2c

To top it off, I ask if I could disagree with God when Im in heaven, and you told me that i wouldnt have that option. Then you turn around and say that the angels had freewill to revolt against god in Heaven.

Its quite obvious you are making this stuff up as you go...you cant even keep consistent. Just admit it, you are making this stuff up as you go.