Long after the last star burned out, the last black hole evaporated and the closest two hydrogen atoms are light years apart, you and the missus are sitting in heaven:
And there's no way out. You can't kill yourself, remember gods omniscience? He would know nicely that would be your intention so there's no way he would let you into heaven in the first place. Even when you're dead, you're fucked.
Christians. Be careful what you wish for.
Quote:It was my sister Carol you really wanted wasn’t it I remember catching you feeling her arse at Angela's 40th and don't think I've forgotten that time you came in drunk and pisst in the wardrobe all over my shoes I'll never forgive myself for letting you book that holiday Morocco is not a Spanish speaking island in the Mediterranean you stupid cunt and how dare you tell you tell your drunken pals I've got a fanny like a wizard's sleeve and I never did get proper Christmas presents always M&S gift vouchers my mother told me I was making a big mistake when.........................
I hate you!
And there's no way out. You can't kill yourself, remember gods omniscience? He would know nicely that would be your intention so there's no way he would let you into heaven in the first place. Even when you're dead, you're fucked.
Christians. Be careful what you wish for.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
