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What would your eternity be like?
#1
What would your eternity be like?
So when people go to heaven apparently they have to kiss god's ass for the rest of time. No thanks! If you could only do one thing for the rest of time what would it be?
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#2
RE: What would your eternity be like?
Waaaaaaffles ^_^
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#3
RE: What would your eternity be like?
Wish for the end of time?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#4
RE: What would your eternity be like?
(September 16, 2015 at 3:21 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Wish for the end of time?

So, what you're saying is:


How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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#5
RE: What would your eternity be like?
Doing one thing for eternity would be Hell, regardless of what is was. Repetition is Hell.
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#6
RE: What would your eternity be like?
I'd probably crochete and listen to audiobooks
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#7
RE: What would your eternity be like?
Getting blowjobs, sleeping, forgetting whatever happened the day before, rinse and repeat. So that every day is like the first.

Who's with me?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#8
RE: What would your eternity be like?
(September 16, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Waaaaaaffles ^_^

http://youtu.be/-Gj95m0CR5I
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#9
RE: What would your eternity be like?
In terms of where I'd be, I'd love to be on some remote tropical beach for eternity and always have the sun shining

I'd hope to have a couple dozen (not too many, don't want my beach crammed) other people there so I can be socializing and having sex
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

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RE: What would your eternity be like?
(September 16, 2015 at 3:31 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(September 16, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Waaaaaaffles ^_^

http://youtu.be/-Gj95m0CR5I



How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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