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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!

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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 7:41 pm (This post was last modified: October 7, 2018 at 7:43 pm by Seraphina.)
(October 7, 2018 at 5:10 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!

The  stuff gets stuck in the roofs of our mouths! You would be better off with simple bread. Not even toliet paper!

Ha, guess I wasn't the only one peeling that crap off the roof of my mouth while walking back to the pew.

-Teresa
(October 7, 2018 at 7:32 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: The first thing I thought when you started listing cheez-it names for communion wafers was "Cream Cheez-its."

I think I should win something for that.

Yeah, I'm one sick puppy.

I've been thinking Jizz-its but thought that was so gross I wouldn't post it.

Now, Cream Jizz-its.

Angel

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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its! - by Seraphina - October 7, 2018 at 7:41 pm

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