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How we spend our time
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RE: How we spend our time
(October 23, 2018 at 7:29 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(October 23, 2018 at 7:23 pm)wyzas Wrote: Is that why they keep asking "do these pants make me look fat?"?

The age old "does this make me look fat dilemma" that promises a penalty for either answer... either due to "lack of honesty" or "lack of sensitivity." Damned if you do... damned if you don't. Is there any way out of this?

How about:

"Well, honey, it doesn't make you look fat, but it doesn't make you look as skinny as some of your other dresses do."

Try, "It doesn't matter when you're on your knees..."

Women love responses like that.






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How we spend our time - by Rahn127 - October 23, 2018 at 5:14 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by Nakara - October 23, 2018 at 6:10 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by brewer - October 23, 2018 at 7:07 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by The Valkyrie - October 23, 2018 at 7:12 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by brewer - October 23, 2018 at 7:23 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by The Valkyrie - October 23, 2018 at 7:26 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by vulcanlogician - October 23, 2018 at 7:29 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by The Valkyrie - October 23, 2018 at 7:34 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by Dr H - October 23, 2018 at 8:13 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by Rahn127 - October 23, 2018 at 9:34 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by vulcanlogician - October 23, 2018 at 10:04 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by Fireball - October 23, 2018 at 11:46 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by Grandizer - October 24, 2018 at 10:46 am
RE: How we spend our time - by fromdownunder - October 23, 2018 at 11:58 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by Rahn127 - October 24, 2018 at 9:22 am
RE: How we spend our time - by no one - October 24, 2018 at 10:51 am
RE: How we spend our time - by Foxaèr - October 24, 2018 at 10:52 am
RE: How we spend our time - by no one - October 24, 2018 at 10:57 am
RE: How we spend our time - by Foxaèr - October 24, 2018 at 10:59 am
RE: How we spend our time - by Sterben - October 24, 2018 at 4:19 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by Rahn127 - October 24, 2018 at 6:45 pm
RE: How we spend our time - by emjay - October 24, 2018 at 8:10 pm

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