(December 21, 2018 at 8:33 am)Maketakunai Wrote: Whatever. Go find yourself a tranny hooker on Craigslist or Backpage. Make sure to mention everything in your OP and maybe you'll get a discount.
Have a day.
Your mother really should've learned to give blowjobs. The world will be a better place when you're gone. And I'm sure you've hired plenty of overweight hookers in your time, licking their feces. Since that's clearly your fetish.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.