I want there to a god who puts things right, without all that tedium of waiting round for humans to do it. Such as:
-ALL the kernels in my bag of microwave popcorn should pop.
-My car keys need to be just sentient enough to know when I'm looking for them, and just mobile enough to rattle a bit.
-There needs to be a part of the divine plan that ensures my printer will not go down when the shops aren't open.
-People should be evolutionarily engineered to make it impossible for them to think that pushing into the queue is ok.
-Get Adam Sandler a real job. Films have suffered enough.
A god that would do all this is a god I could REALLY get behind.
Boru
-ALL the kernels in my bag of microwave popcorn should pop.
-My car keys need to be just sentient enough to know when I'm looking for them, and just mobile enough to rattle a bit.
-There needs to be a part of the divine plan that ensures my printer will not go down when the shops aren't open.
-People should be evolutionarily engineered to make it impossible for them to think that pushing into the queue is ok.
-Get Adam Sandler a real job. Films have suffered enough.
A god that would do all this is a god I could REALLY get behind.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson