Not that I ever will again, but....

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I can understand wanting to visit new places, but why would you pick one ‘just because of the name’?

Boru

DUH, FUCKING WIN......

AS IN EV O FUCKING LUTION.


The irony in my youth my reason for wanting to visit Australia would have been hormones and having a boner for Olivia Newton John. Not much of a reason other than liking her music. But knowing that Australians bothered to name a city after the scientist who put evolution on the map, and fucked up superstition, yea, I'd kinda want to see why that city did what it did.

I also, if I didn't hate flying would love to visit Hawaii. I wouldn't visit it for Peril Harbor, which would  be a lagit reason to visit it. No, I would want to visit the same places that the Original "Steve McGarrett played by Jack Lord in the  Hawaii  Five 0 played. But I have no desire to visit Hawaii, just for the fear of flying. I have no family or friends there.

You may not know this, but Olivia Newton-John is actually English by birth. As a child, she was kidnapped by Swedish gypsies who took her north, where they forced her to work as an au pair / hedgehog gelder. Cunningly disguised as Frank Lloyd Wright’s conjoined twin, she effected her escape and eked out a marginal living on the streets of Stockholm, juggling live pigeons and singing show tunes. Spotted by an agent, she auditioned for ABBA, but was rejected for refusing to change her name to Flingenglaaben Ragnarsdottir.

Boru