(December 30, 2016 at 6:42 pm)chimp3 Wrote:(December 30, 2016 at 6:04 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:When I was a young lad my family was Catholic. We had to go to confession after school every Wednesday. The priest would open up that little screen between me and him. I would say "Bless me Father for I have sinned" and recite my Inventory of sins and receive my quota of Hail Mary's . One week I honestly could not think of a single sin so I lied to the priest and said I stole my friends bike. I was issued a penance of mantras. I never said the Hail Mary's and I never confessed this lie to any priest. I win!
I wish that I had the opportunity to go to confession. I would make up some grand shit.