RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 7, 2017 at 4:34 pm
(This post was last modified: December 7, 2017 at 4:39 pm by Dave B.)
(December 7, 2017 at 4:14 pm)Haipule Wrote:(December 7, 2017 at 4:37 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: How did "Dave the dick " get his name. Forget the rest of the tale, that is one part of the story that grabbed my attention.Double meaning: porn star size plus he's a dick.
How do you know it's porn . . No, forget I asked that!
Limerick time:
A certain young chap from Kent
Had a dick most awfully bent
To save hinself trouble
He put it in double
So instead of cumming he went.
And
A young Scottish chap named Menzies
Drove all the young girls into frenzies
But a virgin one night
Crossed her legs in a fright
And mangled his bifocal lenses.