(March 8, 2018 at 9:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 8, 2018 at 9:24 pm)Fireball Wrote: Long-legged rat. Use TWO bricks. When you start to swing them, it will cringe and not know which way to turn. Nearly 100% success. Related to the "sweet swat" method for flies. My wife has one; it is a pathetic cringing little shit that is getting owned by the half beagle half dachshund that one of my sons rescued. It takes NO shit from the chawa.
Family legend says that a great aunt bought a hairless chihuahua for several hundred pounds (ancient currency) in the 1930s.
She sat it down by the fire to keep warm and went to the kitchen to get it food.
When she got back she discovered the cat had eaten it.
That's horrible! Was the cat able to hork up the hairball safely? (Note that I am insanely allergic to cats, btw)
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.