I guess I shouldn't laugh, because I do really feel sorry for people who are that psychologically conflicted. Religious belief just trashes so much of humanity. I'm not that interested in even female "brown-eye", to be honest. That's just me. I guess that this is what is it like when one sits there in a church and looks around at the people and thinks, "You actually believe this?"
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.