RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 5, 2018 at 7:18 am
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2018 at 7:22 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
But same sex...wait...I mean...this is...
If I go to Canberra and I cross the road, so I have to make sure I only cross in the company of other males?
Say a large group of people are waiting, and the same sex light comes on - do the women cross first and then the men? Should we vote?
If my wife and I want to cross the road together, do we have to go looking for one of these lights? Can we be charged with a hate crime if we cross?
Ok, now my brain is beating faster. I can't think about this any more.
Boru
(edit) One more: Why did the Irishman cross the road? He didn't, BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND A CROSSING LIGHT THAT MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE!!!
If I go to Canberra and I cross the road, so I have to make sure I only cross in the company of other males?
Say a large group of people are waiting, and the same sex light comes on - do the women cross first and then the men? Should we vote?
If my wife and I want to cross the road together, do we have to go looking for one of these lights? Can we be charged with a hate crime if we cross?
Ok, now my brain is beating faster. I can't think about this any more.
Boru
(edit) One more: Why did the Irishman cross the road? He didn't, BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND A CROSSING LIGHT THAT MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE!!!
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson