Boss: "We've had a complaint about you so I'm going to have to suspend you."
Me: *Hands over gun, badge, handcuffs, and extra ammo*.
Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a cardiologist!"
Me: *Hands over gun, badge, handcuffs, and extra ammo*.
Boss: "What the fuck is wrong with you? You're a cardiologist!"
Dying to live, living to die.