(March 28, 2019 at 1:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Man texts his girlfriend and doesn't get a reply within 60 seconds: 'She must be sleeping.'I was five minutes late for a previous girl friend and she was balling her eyes out because she thought I had died. This was before mobile phones.(shut up)
Woman texts her boyfriend and doesn't get a reply within 60 seconds:
'He's cheating on me.'
'He hates me.'
'He's crashed his car.'
'He's been arrested.'
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Boru
Same girl told me I didn't love her anymore because I wanted to see the boys after seeing only her for a couple of months.
She was soon to be the Ex after that.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.