Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[The Valkyrie]

I had a really vivid nightmare last night.

I was in a small white room with a single door and a large mirror.  I was also wearing an orange jumpsuit (ugh!), and handcuffed to a table.

There were two guys in dark suits also in the room with me.

The room was dimly lit.

One of the men took off his sunglasses, leaned against the table and said, "Your actions directly led to the deaths of 300,000 people!"

I was horrified. "300,000? That's terrible.  There should have been enough gas for 10 million!"

Then I woke up!

Suuuure you woke up.

Ever have dream so vivid that you woke up confused as to whether it was real? 

I recently had one where I was working in the wood shop, when I heard a loud racket in the front garden. I went to see what it was and my wife was taking the body panels off her car. When I asked why, she said, ‘I can’t find my ocelot.’ It was such a bizarre comment that it woke me. I got out of bed and was half way to the front door before I realized it was a dream - I was going to go out and make sure she got the car put back together.

Boru

Not that I can recall.

I did once get up for work, had a shower, got dressed and left the house. Halfway down the driveway I realised it was Saturday and I wasn't working.