(May 12, 2020 at 12:38 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(May 10, 2020 at 11:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Me as a pilot:
"Good afternoon passengers, this is you pilot speaking. I have good news for us all. We're going to be on a lot of front pages tomorrow."
Pilots hate walking home from work.
Absolutely untrue. They love walking home after work.
(The job isn't done til the aircraft is secured)
They hate leaving work early.