Watched the episode of Parks and Recreations where Leslie convinces everyone to go on a camping trip to create new public projects for Pawnee. This inspired me to come up with an interesting idea.
In times of disaster, blood donations go way the Hell up. Suddenly, organizations that frequently suffer shortages get absurd surpluses they can't use. So, a lot of it goes to waste. But does it have to? So, to keep the blood from being totally wasted create the world's most metal tourist trap: The World's Only Blood Fountain. Unfortunately, blood does tend to coagulate, making it less than ideal for a regularly circulating fountain. However, one of Rob Zombie's former guitarists, Mike Riggs has a lot of experience in keeping blood liquid, because he keeps liquid blood in guitar made from acrylic glass. His solution: Everclear. So, presumably with a good mixture of blood and grain alcohol, it can be kept indefinitely. Maybe if it starts to run out, supplement it with some Kensington Gore.
In times of disaster, blood donations go way the Hell up. Suddenly, organizations that frequently suffer shortages get absurd surpluses they can't use. So, a lot of it goes to waste. But does it have to? So, to keep the blood from being totally wasted create the world's most metal tourist trap: The World's Only Blood Fountain. Unfortunately, blood does tend to coagulate, making it less than ideal for a regularly circulating fountain. However, one of Rob Zombie's former guitarists, Mike Riggs has a lot of experience in keeping blood liquid, because he keeps liquid blood in guitar made from acrylic glass. His solution: Everclear. So, presumably with a good mixture of blood and grain alcohol, it can be kept indefinitely. Maybe if it starts to run out, supplement it with some Kensington Gore.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.