People who dress up their pets should be beaten soundly about the head and shoulders with a thick stick. If you really, truly desire to humiliate a living thing that is totally in you power and has no way to stop this aberrant psychological torment, do what normal people do: have children.
Boru
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson