RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 15, 2021 at 7:07 pm
(This post was last modified: February 15, 2021 at 7:18 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(February 15, 2021 at 5:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 15, 2021 at 2:48 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Why does Beccs' come to mind
If that was me there would have been an axe.
Ah. So the caption would have read "I axed you for a cat!"
(February 15, 2021 at 4:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Boru
Not enough car crashes.
(February 15, 2021 at 6:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Bad taste
Yup.
But fucking hilarious nonetheless.
A man jogging on the beach notices an attractive woman in a wheelchair, quietly sobbing.
He stops and asks her, "Why are you crying?"
She replies, "Because I've never been kissed!"
The man leans down and kisses her passionately, but surprisingly, she doesn't stop crying.
He asks her again, "What's wrong?"
She replies, looking longingly into his eyes, "I've never made love!"
His chest swelling with manly pride, he picks her up and carries her into the surf, dropping her into chest-high water.
As the retreating breaker pulls her out to sea, he shouts after her "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!