RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 9, 2021 at 6:42 am
(This post was last modified: July 9, 2021 at 6:43 am by ignoramus.)
Check this out! A frikkin' talking robot nurse! How is that going to make anybody feel better?
Developed with comforting covid patients in mind.
conversation with robot:
ME: Will you be honest with me?
Robot: Of course
ME: Why are you really here?
Robot: Because the humans think you're a cesspool of germs and don't want to go near you.
ME: OH, OK.
Also ME: Can you keep secrets?
Robot: Yes, I suppose.
ME: Can you close the curtains, I have some stiffness I want you to look at, but it'll be our secret, mmmkay?
I suppose it won't try to kill me like some people I know!
Developed with comforting covid patients in mind.
conversation with robot:
ME: Will you be honest with me?
Robot: Of course
ME: Why are you really here?
Robot: Because the humans think you're a cesspool of germs and don't want to go near you.
ME: OH, OK.
Also ME: Can you keep secrets?
Robot: Yes, I suppose.
ME: Can you close the curtains, I have some stiffness I want you to look at, but it'll be our secret, mmmkay?
I suppose it won't try to kill me like some people I know!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.