RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 3, 2021 at 6:45 am
(This post was last modified: August 3, 2021 at 6:59 am by The Valkyrie.)
"Mum, Dad, you need to sit down. I have something to confess to you."
"What is it, Beccs?"
"I'm a serial killer, and I'm addicted to drugs. I killed grandad, and to support my drug habit, I star in porno movies, and steal cars!"
"Thank fuck for that. I thought you were going to say you voted for Scott Morrison!"
"What is it, Beccs?"
"I'm a serial killer, and I'm addicted to drugs. I killed grandad, and to support my drug habit, I star in porno movies, and steal cars!"
"Thank fuck for that. I thought you were going to say you voted for Scott Morrison!"
Dying to live, living to die.