RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 23, 2023 at 5:58 am
(This post was last modified: May 23, 2023 at 5:59 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(May 21, 2023 at 11:19 pm)Sigiere Wrote: I often wonder.
The middle east is hot as the peverbial hell over there.
So, you know a mans scrotum gets sweatty and itchy in the heat. Therefore,,,,,,,,,,,,
If Jesus did exist and the crucifixion was real.
How'd he scratch his nuts or did someone do it for him and if so, who?
Where's that bible story?
More intrguing questions.
The church deifies everything christ relatted.
Where's the petrified Christ Pellets? (Fecal material for the less observant).
While we're at it. Surely there's nothing more holy than the afterbirth of the holier than holy child.
Which church has that item?
Did he use the same hand he wiped with to heal the blind?
Who was his barber? Because it plainly states in the bible. A man can't have long hair.
Did Jesus ever fart and if so, did it miraculously cure any asthmatics that happen to be close by?
Where he urinated (again, take a piss/pee/leak for the less observant), was it considered holy water?
Did he ever pick his nose or did he just blow it on the ground like everyone else? If he blew it on the ground, what happened at that spot?
If Jesus walked on water, did he give his mom fits at bathtime when he was a toddler?
Every teenage boy does certain things when he's alone. Did Jesus also when he was a teen? The bible does leave his teen years out for some reason. If so who did he fantasize about? How old was she? Was it even a she?
(Bold mine)
I'm fairly sure than when you've got iron pegs hammered into your wrists and ankles, a head full of thorns, and a spear wound in your side, itchy balls aren't exactly a priority.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson