I've posted this before but m'colleague Apo inspired me to dig it out again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vRYV7JKFU0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vRYV7JKFU0
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'