Especially ironic, considering that Pooh never wore anything at all below the waist. Somehow he'd seem less naked if he didn't have that red shirt drawing attention to just how naked he is.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'