At the risk of accusations of photobombing, I just found this on George Takei's FB page and couldn't pass up on sharing it. It's one of those rare things that only gets funnier the more times you see it:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'